Turkey or Elephant?

Today my mom was getting the turkey ready

Skylie steps on a chair to look at what she was doing..

she says, "is that an elephant"?...

No sweety its a TURKEY!! lol

Sky is on this kick about "buttocks"...

She says things..then adds out my "buttocks"...

Example: "mom, I just farted out my buttocks"

(she is just like her dad) lol...

But...

You cant help but laugh for a second...

So then I try to tell her no...you dont say that...

It is better than the other word though... ")

Five Dollars..

When Skylie wakes up the first thing she wants is "candy"!

I say not till you eat breakfast...

"No, candy is my brestfast"(is how she says it)

It is "I want candy" all day long...lol...

Well tonight she says to me...

I want some candy...

I told her after dinner...

So she says...

I will give you 5 dollars...

LOL

I said where you going to get 5 dollars..

She says my dad has it..

So today Sky says the same thing to me...

she says ill go get 5 bucks..

I said ok...

This is what she brought me...

Treyson's fake money..

to her thats 5 bucks and a penny...

lol...

Dr. Bold..

We had gotten some "generic" cola...

It's called Dr. Bold..

Well Trey says to me, "Why are we drinking Dr. Bald?"

Thats like an old man with just hair around here...make a jester like a "skullet"

hair just around the middle of your head and bald on top...

We were laughing so hard!!!