Christmas!

Our Christmas Tree...what is that a letter?

Skylie opening her presents...

She would say everytime she opened up a present

not just to one...to all of them

"Holy Crap"

so cute and funny!

Treyson waiting to open up his presents..

That is his fort he made out of his presents

Daddy, Treyson & Skylie

Cheese!!!

This is what SANTA brought for Skylie..

A cupcake maker, pink bear and a

Barbie Learning Laptop

This is what SANTA brought for Treyson..

The letter in the tree was for Treyson from SANTA..

He has been such a good boy and

doing very well in school

SANTA and his ELF's put together a special present for him....

He was SUPER excited!!!

Treyson riding his new toy!!

Turkey or Elephant?

Today my mom was getting the turkey ready

Skylie steps on a chair to look at what she was doing..

she says, "is that an elephant"?...

No sweety its a TURKEY!! lol

Sky is on this kick about "buttocks"...

She says things..then adds out my "buttocks"...

Example: "mom, I just farted out my buttocks"

(she is just like her dad) lol...

But...

You cant help but laugh for a second...

So then I try to tell her no...you dont say that...

It is better than the other word though... ")

Five Dollars..

When Skylie wakes up the first thing she wants is "candy"!

I say not till you eat breakfast...

"No, candy is my brestfast"(is how she says it)

It is "I want candy" all day long...lol...

Well tonight she says to me...

I want some candy...

I told her after dinner...

So she says...

I will give you 5 dollars...

LOL

I said where you going to get 5 dollars..

She says my dad has it..

So today Sky says the same thing to me...

she says ill go get 5 bucks..

I said ok...

This is what she brought me...

Treyson's fake money..

to her thats 5 bucks and a penny...

lol...

Dr. Bold..

We had gotten some "generic" cola...

It's called Dr. Bold..

Well Trey says to me, "Why are we drinking Dr. Bald?"

Thats like an old man with just hair around here...make a jester like a "skullet"

hair just around the middle of your head and bald on top...

We were laughing so hard!!!

Look Mom...!

We went to Roberts today...

just picking out some paper and Sky looks over and says..

Mom, see that girl mom right there (as she is pointing)

she has panties on like a big girl, just like me huh...

only because the little girls britches were hanging off of her...

LOL

Happy 8th Birthday Treyson!!!

Happy Birthday!!!

WhY???

I think every parent dreads

the day your child asks you "why" for everything...

lol...

Well i have found the solution...

it worked with Skylie...

She would ask Why for everything..

I would answer her, "because"..

then came the "because why"...

well i said to her well "why not"...

that stumped her...

So for everyone who has a little one

who asks why over and over...

try saying "why not"...

lol

"No don't say that"

Today we were driving delivering Treyson's birthday invitations...

(little conversation chuckle)

Mommy: Goll!!!!....

Treyson: What mom?

Mommy: Oh nothing, people just don't know how to drive.

Skylie: What, stupid a@% people...

Mommy and Treyson: haha haha...

Mommy: No baby you don't say that...

We couldn't help but laugh for a minute..

EEWW BUGS!!!

So today we went to Target...
It wasnt what Sky said but what she did
that had everyone around laughing and saying how cute she was...
So as you should all know by now..
I hate bugs!!!
Well she sees one crawling along the edge of the register
on the floor...
so like me..
she takes off her flip flop
gets down on the ground and starts hitting it...
I was laughing so hard..
and then she says "Its dead, I killed it mom now can we go home"...
lol...
Thanks Sweetie for killing the bug for mommy!!

First Post...

So...
I am starting a blog about what my kids say to me everyday...
just random off the wall things...
so tune in this should be interesting!!!